awwr if you lived closer i'd come gives you a massage, I was going to school for massage therapy but i'm afraid of feet and don't think i could move the fattyboombaladas

well
 

you live far away but I don't care,
i studied drinking in school
i'd love your feet
and I have no fucking idea what a fattyboomshakeyourass is but I'm willing to learn

ya know since beXXX can't make it :D

i hate feet!! i avoid pedicures bc they make me feel so weird

don't they hurt?
 

i can't imagine why girls go thru that. it looks like a lot of fun having someone scrubbing the crap out of you and yanking cuticles and all that.Do they do the wax thing too or is that just hands? Anyway, looks like an hour of torture. Wouldn't a bat upside the head be easier?

Every once and awhile so i can get the icky dead skin off my feet, but i have a hard time letting my husband touch my feet and i go REALLY nuts (bad not good) when the bottoms of his feet touch me at all YUCK

they dont always hurt but im reallllly ticklish and it skeeves me out that anyone would wanna touch feet in the first place, i know its just their jobs but i feel bad

boy feet are gross

Family Guy is on. Sweet.

Ever pop into the porn (or celebrity) thread and turn right the fuck around like you just walked into a gay bar?


I was in porn a minute ago and the first three threads were Mom and Son, Wolverine and Hot 13 year olds.

I thought I hit the wrong fuckin link! I'm warped but man I gotta wait awhile before I open that damn door again.

So is this what it feels like to have your heart in a blender...
I guess that answers my question of "will it blend?"