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08-19-2010 10:56 AM |
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Well I don't have a sister, but I do have a dog. Its a male dog, and he weights ~10lbs so I don't think your spaghetti girth clit will have much effect on him. But that does make you the patron saint of bestiality, and since he's less than 7 years old in dog years, I guess that makes you a pedo-bestiality enthusiast. I do think its sweet that when you think of me, you think of a candy bar and a fat all star. But do you know what I think of you ZB? Nothing. Absofuckinglutely nothing, and you know what I have in common with everyone else? That no one gives a shit about you. Your poor mother tried to abort you and you just wouldn't flush. How the hell she fucked a dead otter and shitted you out is beyond me. Maybe a dead otter in the cunt gave you special floating powers that stopped you from being disposed of properly, as the piece of shit you are. But take solace in this: just because your adopted father killed himself after tit fucking your amorphous hair ball of a frame does not mean he didn't love you. It just means that you are the low point of all the lives you come across. You are the living embodiment of a black hole, everything dies around you and no one can tell you're there until its too late.
I think that wraps up this hour, please have your co-pay ready on your way out. But please remember this: Suicide isn't illegal if you do it correctly.
Have a blessed day
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