Seniority around here means nothing. I am still considered a nOOb, in fact I am the favorite nOOb

Don't listen to the rest of the assholes. Get a signature. Seniority doesn't mean shit... quality posts are a very different story. Look at Jizz 1400 posts and still a n00b but he has purty mouth and only one nut :)


Play Ball!

or he could just join me on the sig strike...

Randal is cool. He's one of my e-loves...and he knows it. If you think the Fist sounds cool...then it's probably VERY good you have those prescriptions! You'll need them after the fist gets you. Either that or you'll be crying for Mommy. But make sure to specify whose Mommy or they'll give you one of theirs...depending on who you ask, each Mom is "special" in her/his own way!

But, then that's only some of these guys. Others of them...well they're all pretty sweet. Oh wait, that might be just cuz I have those things you say everyone enjoys...boobs! Nah...even that didn't keep me from some hazing.

cock or gtfo
 

HI EVERYUN!!!!!!!!!!
...just kidding. I live in Montreal (I saw this short fat balding mexican man and yelled out "Jesus?!" but he just pulled out his penis and waved it at me.... further proving that I did in fact meet Jesus Martinez).
I'm also Arab. SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT.
If I was a woman, I would post a picture of my tits. Unfortunately, I think a picture of my sausage and jiblets would not be as warmly received.

I like porn and downloading free apps. Hopefully I'll be uploading some of my own shit at some point.

Welcome!

Ahh the old man speaks so it must be the gospel. Pen is just mad I can do more with one nut than he can do with two. Basically he repeated what I said earlier about seniority not meaning shit but coming from such a seasoned veteran (elderly) it means more.

:) Damn skippy. Not really but I kinda like his name... Optimists in a forum full of drunks. We need a DD.

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Hello everyone I am a friend of Tobias Funke, looking forward to fucking with you all.!!!!

Sorry to hear it, maybe you will find some better friends here!