Expletive FTMFL.

Tell you what, find out who I am and this thread will be deleted. Find out who I really am, here's a hint i'm from the bahamas, every worthless post will be expunged, you have my word.

You are a douche. So, what do I win?

you're close, but no cigar, but you forgot silly, impetuous, stupid, ridiculous, fat, oaffish, strange, odd, gillish, retarded, damned, small dick fucking loser, ADD Suffering rag hag, molester of all things decent and good, potentially the most ignorant bahamian ever, a complete and total waste of time, a noob, a virgin, asthmatic, glaucoma and eczema sufferer, incredibly lonely, likes to masturbate, connoisseur of porn, weak, pathetic, lame, failure, goofy, limp dick, buckeye fucka, selfish, odd duck, fleeting, flighty, forgetful, poor, ingrate, fuck wad, scared of cunny, would fuck any chick including a fucking cougar with a runny cunny, stupid, ignorant, slow, dimwitted and an epic fail.

You forgot smelly.

yes i forgot smelly and to add, depressing, boring, shitless, ole fart, incredulous, ding bat, clueless and pensive.

oh, and self-deprecating turd

Holding my niece reminds me of how much of a loser i am being 32 and having not a chick nor child, but i think maybe i might marry a white lady and have a baby with a white lady.

yes that too, i am a fucking losing waste of space, who self deprecates because when in the middle of the mired shit, one announces: 'I smell funny."

i promised myself that my new year resolution would be not to masturbate and i lasted three fucking days, following that i lasted for almost a full week. Fail Fail Fail.