I look at the window and see the Old Course at Broken Sound where the Allianz Championship is played.....

You know you're out of shape when putt putt gives you a feeling like you've worked out pretty hard. But hahahahahahahah I fuckin won. Course par was 44 and well let's say I didn't make par...or in the 40s even. I shot a 58 on a par 44 putt putt. But I won! I won! I won! of course that's not saying much either. My worthy opponent shot a 59...and he's um 6. So now I feel like a bitch for gloating!

dont feels bad you gotta beat them little fuckers down whenever you get the chance... keep making them believe that Mom or Dad will always be superior in every way. set them straight from the start and keep them that way.















lol my kids call me a pushover.

I think I just burnt my sinus' with bleach.

Sniffing bleach is never a good thing

ball machine fixed at the driving range!!!

I feel sooo much better now

and hot

There was just this guy in my store who I'm convinced was planning on killing me

shoot him in the neck

Shasta told me he was going out to hit some balls...not hit on Amy.

I'm unarmed