according to this...I am the smartest motherfucker on DSF!!!!!!:D

One can argue that's not much of stretch Shasta but feel free to gloat your new found hi *cough* ranking. We all know the real truth. ;)

Back in the day i used to score in the 150's but after quite a few knocks to the head, and a good coma or two, im down to the mid 130's.

I am good at some subjects, some i am terrible at. I used to be good at math, now i am not. It's all good, i can still have sex, and i do it well.

...and we're becoming dumber ever since.

See, a high IQ and still not smart enough to DUCK!!!!

lol, i did duck, that's why im in the 130's rather than 0. :)

If you ducked you would not have been hit sir.

Unless your an idiot and they were swinging for the chest and you ducked so they hit your head?

I was in a car accident. i ducked, had i not, i would have been decapitated. Unfortunately, because i ducked, my head got bounced around a few times.

The back of my head is misshaped now, and when i lay on something hard (ie. the floor), my head lies flat with my head turned at a 30 degree turn to the right.

nope, the flat spot is from getting donkey punched in the same place too many times....:D

I feel like i am one of the boys, Shasta finally insulted me :D

True story, I've seen it happen.

Yeah, how's your mom doing these days?

LOL!!!!

Factual depictions of the human brain

I'm sorry werdna.....but this post is annoying as fuck.

I visited this thread via Satan and Midge's sig lines.....you know, to drink in Midge's unique brand of humor (at the source).....

but damn man......your high school class rank? Your engineering school prowess? That was a weak (and pretentious) way to measure your cock.


Here's Ohms law, re-written for you:

I = V / R where;

I = you (werdna, speaking in first person)
V= Vagisicles
R = Retardation

So to solve for I (you)......just divide your # of vagisicles by your retardation.


Even if both approach infinity, I (you) still only equals 1 (one).




(by the way, I'm bored at work)