i don't think anyone ever accused him of thinking too hard

Thanks Thomas. Now I know and knowing is half the battle!

what's the other half?

Stopping the jizz from getting into the eyes.

Dammit man, it was a GI Joe reference.

I always wipe your face for you, don't act like I don't.

f'ing lol...were you guys separated at birth?

Nope I came first then beat the shit out of him as he was coming out.

You do, but ever since you shaved it, your nutsack isn't very absorbent anymore.

Remember, we came out of separate holes. You were the bowel baby

LMAO. But have you smelled your mom's vag? I got the better end of the deal.

so thats why he's all bloody and brown

No, he moonlights as a gerbil

Richard Gere's ass is cavernous. Oh You know, you live there.

Well, its more of a holiday home for me.....

Ahh I see. Do you realize we are using two threads to flame each other?

Yeah, we should 'dome this shit, biatch!

See you there twat.

awww, so cute! the boys went off to have a bitch-slap contest.

In honor of Nachos I am bumping this thread. :D

My screen name comes from a character in The Legend of Zelda Links Awakening on Game Boy Color. Madam Meow-Meow intrigued me greatly. She had pet chain chops and let link borrow one to access a dungeon!

That year, I was given a cute little gray kitten. I knew when I saw her that I had to name her Madam Meow-Meow (MewMew for short). So in honor of that character and my beloved pet, who is 10 years old now, I have used this name for the vast majority of my handles ever since.

:D

Sweet! :D

I was in school and decided to sign up for a Yahoo email, but all the names I wanted were already taken. The school lunch that day was nachos which I then combined my two favorite numbers, 13 and 45, and bingo, it seemed like a perfect match to me.

I really must say, it does seem like a perfect fit. :cool:

Five Inch Taint was taken from an episode of Mr. Show.

Max Packer: I've got a five inch taint.

My first sous chef gig was at a restaurant called Pisces. The then wife set up a new email account on the (at the time) brand new fangled yahoo mail. I've used it ever since.

I have a very manipulating personality. When I was at Avionics school in Georgia I started to run with my new found military self confidence and I began fucking almost every chick I met within hours of meeting them.

All my buddies gave me the name Predator because my approach wasn't douchbaggy like most 21 year olds. It was calm, cool and calculated. It stuck with me for ten years until I met my wife and retired from the hunt.

Is 13 and 45 your birth years? Are you Senor H?!

I'm 664 years old.

Quite a while back I was on a live aboard dive boat with a bunch of friends. I had a faded blue and neon green diveskin. When we were suiting up to get ready for our first dive of the trip, a friend of mine turned and told everyone I looked like Aquaman. It stuck, which I'm ok with. One of our other friends got tagged with the nickname Hoser on that trip. I don't think he's as happy with his.

Fort Stewart? I went through Avionics school in the Air Force. Got to work and fly on some of the coolest planes in the world. I also went to Fort Stewart on joint close air support exercises with the Army. I was working on A-10A's at the time. Got drunk at the NCO club and a bunch of Warrant Officers almost had me talked into cross-service to enter helicopter pilot school. When I sobered up, I checked into it and found out if you wash out for any reason, you become a grunt. I enjoyed my cushy job and $130 a day per diem when I was in Japan to take the chance. :)

And here I thought it was because you were a 43yo super hero:mad:

and I assumed it was because we already had a GoldenShowers69 on down.

My school was the same way. You tested every 2 weeks for 10 months. If you fail on Thursday you retest on Friday. If you fail again, you start the ENTIRE MOS School from day one again :( .
Fail again and you get re-classed as a cook or clerk somewhere. :mad:

They only ALLOW the top 3% GT scores to APPLY for Avionics in the Army so getting to go is a really big deal. To washout and re-class is devastating. I knew of 5 soldiers who killed themselves by jumping off the roofs of their barracks because instead of nice cushy jobs with plenty of advancement, they would have to spend the next 5 years working in the motorpool in Korea.


They have A-10 Wart Hogs at the Air Guard base in Windsor Locks, CT

No, I was at Ft. Gordon in Augusta, GA right down the street from where they play the Master's.

3rd Sqd Ldr. 1st Plt Bravo Co. 63rd Ord Btl. 15th Sig Brig.

Hoooah!!!!


EDIT: I flew in Blackhawks for my Guard Unit in CT about twice a month. We refurbished them from the ground up. If you worked on it, you went on the test flight. No if, ands or buts. YOU HAD TO FLY (Kind of like Fight Club) to ensure that you payed attention to detail (Re-occuring military theme)

Oh BULLSHIT man, at the closest, Ft. Gordon's Gate 1 is like 14 miles away from Augusta National. 16-17 mile away from Gate 5.

Well it was down the street when you go down the roads that lead to the post being like highways where you can do 50mph easy.

I coulda sworn you got your nickname as you were introducing yourself to the neighborhood as required by law.

Tahaha sure on Deans Bridge, Bobby Jones, and Gordon Hwy, but you can't do 50 mph on Washington Rd. except only at night.

Dude, I haven't been there in 13 years but we would get there pretty quickly if we wanted to. South Carolina was right around the corner too so we would get fireworks cheap too. Class Six was the best benefit though!!!

8 year olds dude.

What's a pederast, Walter?

You're also forgetting, hardcore porn can only be found in N. Augusta. I haven't been there in 17 years but I grew up in Augusta so I still know it like the back of my hand.

Nothing exciting with mine. I made it up when I was a kid playing D&D. I've used it for a computer ID since getting on to college dial-in services in the late 70's when we had a Commodore PET and an acoustic 50baud modem. Kept it all through the years. I've used it on hundreds of dial-in BBS's, online services, free email hosts, msg boards even on dejanews pretty heavily and felt it sucked eggs when google forced them to merge.

Only cool thing is I got to play in a game Gygax himself was DM'ing and he looked at me, that goofy looking eight year old hanging with teenagers (two older brothers and other teens) and at my character sheet and said "Cool name. Do you know who Strom Thrumond is?" I had no clue who he was talking about.

I must have about 20 other aliases too.