Of course it's a fail you tart wit, I need help here, I'm not a fucking writer, I suffer from ADD mutha fucka, you fucking guys are the best of the best and the greatest of them all, can't you assist in this department or some shit. Can't ya'll help me do some amazing fucking things? I'm trying to set up a Rapidshare account and shit so I could post the good shit, like Andrew did with the good porn, not that commerical grade shit. Not saying I'll post porn or anything because porn has become lame and fucking stupid. Same ole same ole. I want to post cool unheard of hard to reach shit, I'm even cruising web pages from all over the world looking for shit I could download then upload to rapidshare, but I can't get fuck to work, i'm writing and rewriting, and I'm not even getting paid for this shit, but still i'm here, usually or at first it was for my personal advertisement, as to say: 'here i am.' But I'm not sure who the fuck I am, so that was a fail, then it became my means of making the grand impression on ya'll's pea brains or to piss ya'll off,

as stephen king wrote several years ago. If I cant impress you, I'll horrify you, If I can't horrify, I'll terrify you, If I can't terrify you, I'll gross you out. And you know why fuckers, because I WANT TO IMPRESS A BUNCH OF DRUNKEN FUCKING FUCK TARDS LIKE YOURSELVES. Isn't that the lamest bunch of shit ever, I actually care to impress you lot, fuck me.

I'm going to eventually fix all of my story post, I promise, but I'm not as good as i could be, but i'll get better, because I think you fucking weirdos are the true grit and core of society, and if I could get you shitters off, then I could conquer this fucking rock called earth.

CUNTY CUNTY CUNT CUNT CUNT




What??? Almost all of the other posts in this thread are FUCKING POINTLESS!

Yes it is, it's chaos, and from chaos, you have something of substance, namely you and me and every one else,

O great and wise Master Pobs, what would you suggest to spruce up this complete and total waste of fucking time?

Pobs FTW.

The only way to improve this thread is for you to fuck off and everyone else to forget it ever fucking existed.

Pobs FTMFW.

HMMM, fuck off and for ever one to forget it ever existed. Let's see, that's a toughy, no doubt about it.

Expletive FTL.

But how am I supposed to make myself famous, I mean to think that the true power and point of a great many things is to fuck off without a whisper or relief, just here one moment and the next gone, forgotten poof. That is so sterile, trivia,l anti-climatic, it is a plateau stage one surrenders into once masturbation is completed, loss of sensation, of purpose, of feeling. Of compulsions.