It's awesome. I love that movie. But I am a big Stephen Chow fan. He also did Kung Fu Hustle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biz5cg0rkLQ

I seriously can't stop laughing at this. I was sitting on the couch with my wife a few minutes ago and just did the suppressed outward pig-noised laugh when I recalled it. I tried to explain it to her, but was promptly asked "What the fuck is wrong with you?!?" I started laughing out loud. She continued with "I guess I have to see it or something...wait...no, I don't find unicorns photoshopped behind a butterface funny! How is that funny? Really, how?!?". I think she's in a mood or something, I'm not sure yet.

Needless to say I started laughing harder and louder, and my 2 year-old woke up. Thanks for fucking up my night Eccles. :( Now I have to sit on the couch and watch what *I* want, drink 36 beers without being asked "how many is that now?", and cry myself to sleep without fear of her waking up and asking if one of my kids are crying. I've said too much...

Thanks for further diluting the gene pool :(

This made me laugh really fucking hard

Welcome

me too.

I seriously can't stop laughing at this. I was sitting on the couch with my wife a few minutes ago and just did the suppressed outward pig-noised laugh when I recalled it. I tried to explain it to her, but was promptly asked "What the fuck is wrong with you?!?" I started laughing out loud. She continued with "I guess I have to see it or something...wait...no, I don't find dead plants and hamlet references funny! How is that funny? Really, how?!?". I think she's in a mood or something, I'm not sure yet.

Needless to say I started laughing harder and louder, and my 12 year-old woke up. Thanks for fucking up my night Foetus. Now I have to sit on the couch and watch what *I* want, drink 36 beers without being asked "how many is that now?", and cry myself to sleep without fear of her waking up and asking if one of my kids are crying. I've said too much...

i hope this is the last time i see a penis this close to my baby girl's lips

Well, at least it's very small. She'll hate you for posting this later.:D

lol that's the least of what she'll hate me for later. rob was fussing at me telling me to quit letting her do that it ain't right. i didn't give it to her. she dug it out of a box of his dad's stuff. it's a little naked hillbilly finger puppet in a box that says the south will rise again. she knew what to do with that little plastic weiner it went right in her mouth. :D

What's the differnce between Sarkozy, Netanyahu and Obama?

hey, I looked for that bzcobra page but its not there. Any of you twitter guys know how to find it?

thanks dude;. I searched for that and it said no such page or whatever. I hate twitter, but bzcobra is pretty funny.

There's now a Bronx Zoo keeper

It reads like he's chasing the snake around New York

I found it in like three seconds. Snake you gotta quit lying about your family man. Just say you hate his guts cause he was Mom's favorite, and you ain't giving him no free PR. I can respect that.

I know. freakin hilarious. Everyone working there has been told they are not to talk to anyone about it. I wonder who made the twitter pages.

I typed in every variation of Bronxzooscobra I could think of, and they all came up blank. I don't know wtf I did wrong.

BronxZoosCobra
Dear @CharlieSheen, know what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom. #winning #snakeonthetown Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'.