i fucking hate Guy Fieri. that motherfucker cooks about as well as robert irvine or the neelys

agreed. that giant douche got his start with some local restaurants, and everything in each of them is inedible.

reviews of his restaurants are horrible

The worst is Jamie Oliver who makes shit, and then dumps lemon juice on it to make it "gourmet". Fuck you, Food Network.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5d0HoeShs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWwIOZQ5Wdo

Greatest episode of SP lately... making fun of Food Network and Shake Weight.

Thats not Jamie Oliver, but he is a cockney twat whoever it is.:evilgrin:

Speaking of useless twats....

1:40 he adds lemon and parsley. Deff Jamie Oliver.

nah it's just some random bloke posting recipes on youtube

not that I have any experience with such acts...

Fuck all those hacks!

You mean The Next Food Network Star lied to us???

Yet people flock to that crap like pigeons to garbage.

Indeed. Fuck you Food Network! With a stick. Twice! Sideways!

STFU poofter!

Troof!

Close enough.

Fudgepacker!

Narwhals!
 

About the same time the Psycho chicken parody came out, there was a parody of the Frankie Valli song, I swear to god came. It was basically "my dick is hard" instead of I swear to god. It was pretty hilarious. I can't find it anywhere. One of you guys find it for me I would be very happy. Thanks:)

Blowfly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGkd4Wynw5I

Crazy that you would be the one to find that...

its bizarre, fucked up

Thanks man, but this is not it. It was just like the studio version and the chorus was "my dick is hard".

"Agreed"
"+1 I agree"
"hahaha lol"
"My thoughts exactly"

that is funny and wrong at the same time, the baby should answer back, "I'll tell you if you tell me first, you ass!"

This is pretty old, but I just saw it. Apparently a lot of independent movie theaters around the nation play this before their features

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRVt1clJjgw

It was before Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Major Motion Picture or whatever ridiculously long title that flick had. Funny shit.

Wait for it....
 

I don't know if I can wait 2 1/2 hours.

^^^That's some funny shit right there. Yessirree!

Guy Fieri = ANY food that is ALREADY good and add sauteed pork and spicy shit. Done. BS.

That mirror is a great idea.

Saw this when I pulled up the guide this morning. Still doesn't tell us how they work, but I think we're 1 step closer.


Took my 3 year-old to McDonald's yesterday. He's aware there are 2 lanes and you can go through either one, but I still ended up in a juvenile argument about how "ANY lane ANY time" doesn't really mean that sometimes. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Should have just drove over the cones.

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM