argh.. are you Foetus on Reddit too? You tend to beat me to reposting the r/WTF and r/funny stuff here.

^^^ bottom one had me in stitches...awesome!

Mugshot of man who swallowed a bag of cocaine



Members of the street crimes unit patrolling Franklin Street saw a car turn onto Pearl Street without signaling. They stopped the car on nearby Union Avenue, but when they spoke to Taylor, he refused to give them his license or registration, Brandolini said.

"He made a quick movement to the center console, and there was small baggie with a white powder in it," Brandolini said. "He immediately made a movement to put it in his mouth."

An officer tried to stop him, but Taylor kept pushing his arm away. The officers dragged Taylor from the car, and he started fighting with them in the middle of the road.

By the time officers handcuffed him, Taylor had swallowed the bag, Brandolini said.

Police used a dog to search the car for other drugs, but nothing was found. Taylor, of 624 Hollis St., was arrested and charged with assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and refusing to give police his license and registration. He was also cited for not using a turn signal.

Go ahead, do it bitch, do it!! :D

I thought he split his upper lip?

Kent, the garden of England

Sadly, Chatham's about 30 miles away from me. I try to go there as little as possible as the entire town is a darwin award waiting to happen.

Do you only go there to steal snowmen?

that fudge isnt going to deliver itself

And all that snow keeps it fridge fresh, plus the 2 quid went towards the petrol

The second lady ( the BIG one) further cemented my belief they should post weight limits on the boxes. That was freakin Legen.....wait for it......dary!!

Having work in strip clubs as a DJ before the current stripper pole craze, I got to wonder how many ppl broke their necks on faulty pole installation. I seen strippers take some nasty falls on stage trying to do pole trick.