Thinking of something else to bitch about.

Shoes are too tight. :cry

If you're country then you would take it with the whole shell on!

I finally discovered something I hate more than Country music. Beyonce doing a country album. Damn.
:flames

Something I did not realize until it was explained to me by a medical authority --
When you jizz inside a woman, as I do as often as possible, those little swimmers look for an egg to fertilize. If there is no egg, they keep swimming. For the rest of their life. Up thru the vagina, into the cervix, and up the fallopian tubes. And as we all know, the fallopian tubes are open near the ovaries, where their job is to capture the egg released by the ovaries and guide it down into the cervix. But there is no one-way valve there. My little swimmers just swim right on out into the abdominal cavity. And just swim around and around in there. Looking for anything they can burrow into and impregnate. Basically anything below the diaphragm in the abdomen is fair game.
And this my friends is the argument I give to my wife to convince her to give me a BJ. :evilgrin:

I guess an example would help. At a reservations required joint, I had a shrimp, lobster and crab dish. While everyone else was chowing down, I was digging through the dish removing shrimp butt shells.

I'm not talking Long John Silvers.

I'm a ribeye guy anyway. I don't know what I was thinking.

But wait a minute...wouldn't that still send it back down to the lower nether region areas and start that searching process all over again?

Or would they not even get that far & crawl into her lungs & shit.

Now I'm dying to know. These are things that must be tested! :evillol

I haven't seen a flashlight I don't like.

Your sperm are so old the need floaties to swim.

Shrimp to be eating singularly can have the tails left on but when they are cooked in a dish meant to be eaten with a fork they should have no tails left on.