Haha one guido talked to me but we had to switch bars bc that one was dead and at this two gguys talked to me while I was ordering drinks to double fist. But noone for serious hit on me.

You should have said you were about to double fist. It would have gotten my attention anyways.

must have been a gay guido bar, i guess the word quido kinda implies that its gay already

God I really want to see the dark knight in Imax

I just wanna see it period... but Imax would be incredible

2 or 3 : ) I think

BONER KILLER:

When I was a kid my mom tried to kill my older brother. My younger brother threw up. I freaked out, then threw up. My older brother (the target) cried.

"ahh it hurts" She claimed fork(she chucked a knife at him at the dinner table). He said knife (i was there).
Now he is shit. I dream of killing mom...at this point...unplugging her...or delivering so much suffocating hate(suffocating loneliness) in her old age.

"Ah It was Just A Fork, Jesus"

dogs are cool

Grandma, let me feel...

I want to party with you, everyone here is gay and protects their livers