Oh... i guess i should give some advice?

The only advice i have is - don't worry so much about "game".

I think what would be the best option for you is to expand your social circle. Once you meet some new people then you meet friends of theirs... then acquaintances of those people, you'll open up new possibilities.

A lot of times women don't trust a random guy they meet unless you have common friends. Having common friends says "this guy is cool. my friends like him so he must be ok". It is better than gaming a chick at the bar or club.

Granted, it does take some time but what have you got to lose. You'll probably meet new friends and have fun.

Hmmm.......... how to be helpful.

Personally I know of 2 chicks that have hooked up off of E harmony. Since they didn't hook up with each other I assume they hooked up with guys, so you have that. If your looking for trim go to bars alone, get liquored up, and stop giving a shit. Your friends aren't around to witness your failures (if thats an issue for you) and the more girls you proposition, the better your chances get. Oh and be positive, no one likes a miserable pity fuck.

Walk away from the porn machine and find chicks in person.

When I split from my previous fiance (she walked out, I know:confused: ) I spent a lot of time on Match.com and the likes. I became really fucked up because I had nothing to do but hunt chicks ALL THE TIME. Obsession is not healthy. I would have been much more well off if I just left my apartment and took a walk or something.

Go to your local arts and crafts store or a Target store to meet chicks you can honestly bring home to meet your Mom. Go to bars to meet chicks you want to impress your homophobic internet friends with.

I have just felt a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of men's hopes and dreams (including mine) suddenly cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced.

I totally can see the similarities. One's into granny, the other, tranny. Sometimes we even meet in the middle and revel in the euphoric bliss of the elusive and endangered tranny granny.


I've been busy as fuck @ work so I've missed most of the latest fuckery.....but quickly, here are my thoughts.

#1 - Boonie, that post about Uncle Rico was perhaps your finest. Kudos to you. And likewise, Kyle manned up in his pussy thread and admitted it was funny - so good times all around.

#2 - Are you looking for serious advice? Here's mine.


Quickly get married to an ugly, self-absorbed woman that you secretly hate and won't feel bad cheating on. Befriend a bunch of pretty married woman that have insensitive husbands whom are slaves to their jobs. This is easier than you think with a wedding band on - don't worry, they will come in droves. Slowly forge a relationship with them....meet their emotional needs and bring them little presents and write them thoughtful notes. Most of all, spend time with them...play tennis with them and shit and don't get annoyed when they can't return anything on their backhand side. Tell them they make Sharapova look bad. Talk openly about how much you love your beautiful wife...and offhandedly mention that you don't mind doing the dishes, the laundry, the cooking - but that you just don't feel appreciated at home and you're getting frustrated.

After you've paid your pussy dues...and put in your laborious time.....woefully mention that you haven't had a blowjob or meaningful sex in over a year. It's then it's only a matter of time until you'll be bopping her over your lunch break or in the break room. This works on approximately 50% of married woman...probably even IF you have a horseface and a tiny dick. Woman LOVE to compare themselves to other women and have their needs met. If you can give them a shitty comparison and also pick up Mr. Corporate America's slack - then you'll be showered in illicit, mind-blowing sex.

It's important to stay the course...be patient and <ugh> sensitive even when it's simply not in our nature.....just keep your eyes on the forbidden prize and remember that harvest time is near. You mustn't try to pick the fruit too soon either.

Or as Boonie said, ditch the pride - be yourself and just start talking to women and don't be afraid to fail.

EDIT: If you've made it this far - i'm sorry for all the words - I haven't posted in a few days and this post was a cathartic release.

#1- Yeah, this thread is about as pitiful as I've become. :rolleyes:

#2- Holy shit, I'm actually getting some good advice. Props to Satan.

#3- I'm going out with a girl on Friday, and a pretty close friend's best friend on Saturday. Things might be looking up. Hope I don't fuck it up, especially the later. She's STUNNINGLY beautiful, we share a lot of likes and dislikes, and she's actually very intelligent. This could go places. :cool:

Oh, and she's a virgin. Don't know whether this is a turn-on or not, but it'll definately be a challenge. Though, hell, fifty million arabs can't be wrong, can they?

was gonna suggest online dating until predator helped me realize there are alot of creeps on there.

and not to be a wet blanket, but while dating is cool and all, hopefully you dont jump into another long term relationship with these new girls who you seem to dig already. theres a lot to be said for being single and finding yourself.

Coyote ;LISTEN TO ME!!!

If you go into this date thinking that she is STUNNINGLY beautiful you're going to fuck it up. THink of her as your best friends girlfriend. You'll be more relaxed and behave as a real man and not a MEGADOUCHE. This alone will get to under her bra and over her panties.

Since she's a "virgin", LOL. This strategy will be even more effective but incase your Father didn't explain to you what happens the morning after the cherry is popped, I don't want to be responsible by going any further.

Call you old man on this one over some Werthers Originals.

When you say "finding yourself" don't you really mean "I am a total homo and the thought of clean, fresh, dripping of Ambrosia nectar vagina makes me wish I was still sitting on Santa's lap asking for all the frilly dresses in last Sunday's JC Penny advertisement".

nope. but way to overcompensate on how manly you are. getting pussy is soooo EXTREME!!!!

we get it. youre a creep and you like chicks bc youre a manly man. sure thing.