I would lick a 3 day sweat from the crack of her ass.

Please...to all who view this thread, never...never refer to an ass as good as this as a "turd cutter". Puke.

You haven't read this forum for long have you? Turd cutter is a turn on for some of the people here.

STFU turd cutter! No one asked for your brown trout fishing advice.:p

EDIT - added laughing smilie to temper the comment so the n00b wouldn't run to Satan and ask for his account to be deleted. It's the kinder, gentler DSF :rolleyes:

Like that'll ever happen.

you mean

All right then;

STFU n00b. Fist off, no one asked you for your input. Since you have not contributed a damn thing but your sensibilities you have no place telling us what to never, never, never say. If I want to say "I want to lick her where she shits and think of your mom," I will.
Secondly, take your delicate ass flower somewhere else. In case you missed it, the website is Drunkenstepfather. Not Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, not appreciation-of-the-female-nude-in-an-aesthetically-pleasing-manner.com. Go somewhere else if "turd cutter" is going to make you puke because most of us post far more graphic and profane shit before breakfast.
I've never posted a goatse before, but the only reason I am not now is that Satan laid the whammy on it anywhere but the porn section and your nannynet blocker won't let you in there.

Better?

Sorry, not too many bikini shots here, but still a great ass.

She's freaking hot indeed. I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted in my face :)

To quote my cousin's ex-boyfriend, "Look at that shitter on that critter!" Aniston is one first-rate piece of ass, alright. I think Brad was dumb as hell to leave her for Angelina's crazy madonna-adopting ass.
-SRD