I would be way cheaper than what you paid your doctor
:)

Surely, I wanted a facial, but I left butt raped. :cry :evillol

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Your reply had me in a tizzy until I read further and realized we were on completely different pages. And here I am, drinking pineapple juice for no damn good reason.





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I got invited to a dinner for cannibals once. I ended up getting cold feet.

well we could work that into my fee too :)

Discount for multiple abuses I expect.



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That was how I meant it. Boy, was that an awkward appointment. :o

Now, now...I've had one guy do something to me that "actresses" got paid $25k a scene for and that was back when that was a lot of money. I ain't paying for shit, yo. :lurk

No pun intendend...but I can't stop laughing now that I see it. :evillol

I like that one. Huzzah! :evillol

OK you bastids, today is my 34th Wedding anniversary.
You know what the 34th anniversary gift is? SILENCE!
No bitching, no kids whining, no honey-do's, just be
left the fuck alone!

34 years. That's over one third of a century for you who can't do fractions.

1/3rd 34% XXXIV أربعة و ثلاثون 三十四 тридцать четыре 34




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Upon reviewing your math I can only conclude that Russia is responsible for your anniversary. :lurk

Congrates? :confused: