Bedjumpers
 

The Quest For Every Beard Type
 

A La Souvarov

A sideburn / mustache combo where the sideburn curves downward toward the corner of the mouth and then curves upward into the mustache. Similar to a curvy version of the Franz Josef.

Status: Complete (2008)

The Anchor

A beard without sideburns that extends along jawline and is styled into a point. It is combined with a pencil style mustache to resemble an anchor.

Status: Complete (2007)

Balbo

A wide version of the goatee accompanied by an unconnected mustache.

Status: Complete (2007)

Chin Curtain

A beard unaccompanied by a mustache that grows down from the sideburns and along the jawline, completely covering the chin. Also called the Lincolnic.

Status: Complete (2004)

Chin Puff

A narrow version of the goatee that only covers the round part of the chin.

Status: Complete (2007)

Copstash Standard

A typical mustache as worn by police and military personnel. The mustache does not extend downward past the upper lip.

Status: Complete (2003)

Ducktail

A fuller beard that extends into a point.

Status: Complete (2008)

El Insecto

Two small pieces of hair worn under the chin to resemble and insect?s mandibles.

Status: Complete (2004)

Federation Standard

Sideburns that are cut from the top of the ear at a 45 degree angle towards the front to form a point. The style was worn in the original Star Trek series.

Status: Complete (2004)

French Fork

A full beard that extends off the chin and is split down the middle into two segments.

Status: Complete (2008)

Friendly Mutton Chops

Sideburns that extend to the edge of the mouth and are connected to a mustache.

Status: Complete (2003)

Fu Manchu

A mustache that extends downward on the sides, usually extending off of the chin.

Status: Complete (2003)

Fu Manchu shown with sideburns and soul patch

Goatee

A beard worn on the chin like a billy goat. A proper goatee is not connected to a mustache.

Status: Complete (2004)

Goatee shown with sideburns

Handlebar

A mustache where the sides are twisted or curl upward or outward on the ends.

Status: Complete (2007)

Handlebar shown with Hollywoodian style beard

Handlebar and Chin Puff

A mustache with pointy ends worn with a strip of hair down the center of the chin.

Status: Complete (2009)

Handlebar and Goatee

A handlebar mustache worn with a goatee. Neither are connected.

Status: Complete (2009)

Hollywoodian

A mustache connected to a beard in which the sideburns are removed.

Status: Complete (2007)

Hulihee

Friendly chops that long and wavy.

Status: Complete (2008)

The Klingon

A full beard where the upper lip is shaved clean, but the connectors from the beard to the mustache are left in tact. Popularized by Klingon characters from the Star Trek series.

Status: Complete (2004)
The Pencil

A very thin mustache along the upper lip.

Status: Complete (2003)

Petit Goatee

A small version of the goatee that is limited to the central part of the chin.

Status: Complete (2004)

Rap Industry Standard

A very, very thin line of hair that extends from the sideburns and along the jawline and into a pencil mustache.

Status: Complete (2008)

Short Boxed Beard

A full beard of typical variety.

Status: Complete (2003)

Soul Patch

A small patch of hair between the lower lip and chin. Popularized by beatniks of the 1960?s.

Status: Complete (2000 and 2008)

Toothbrush

A mustache with hair only in the center of the lip that generally extends no further than the width of the nose. Made famous by Charlie Chaplin and thrown out of favor by Adolf Hitler.

Status: Complete (2008)


Van Dyke

A goatee that is connected to a mustache.

Status: Complete (1998)

The Zappa

A full mustache that extends slightly downward past the corners of the mouth, combined with a soul patch. Popularized by musician, Frank Zappa.

Status: Complete (2003)

There?s a black dot in the center. Stare at the dot till the countdown ends, and the black and white picture should look like it?s in color?until you move your eyes.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".

This map, indicating the varying degrees of ?blondness? in Europe, shows how fair hair gets rarer further away from this core area ? towards the south, as one intuitively might presume, but also towards the east, west and even towards the north.

The consecutive bands (coloured in such a way as to approximately represent the ?average? hair colour in each area) surrounding the core blonde area in Scandinavia in most cases don?t correspond with national boundaries, but could be taken to represent certain degrees of ethnic variation, often with a possible historical explanation.

* The highest percentages of fair-haired people can be found around the Baltic Sea (e.g. Denmark, the Polish coast and the Baltic states), making it in effect an almost entirely blonde-bounded lake. Only the German part of the Baltic coastline is remarkably un-blonde.
* Iceland was settled by mainly Norwegian colonists, and Icelanders still share the same degree of blondness with the largest part of Norway.
* The southern border of the fairer-haired part of Great Britain seems to correspond quite well with the southern border of the Danelaw, which was ruled and settled by the Danish in the early Middle Ages.
* The northern border of the 50-79% blonde area in Britain excludes the Highlands, perhaps indicating this was a refuge for the darker-haired Celtic people of Scotland.
* The darkest-haired part of France seems to correspond with those areas most heavily populated by its more ancient Gallo-Roman inhabitants, lighter-haired regions possibly reflect a later influx of Celts (in Brittany) and a more pronounced settlement of Frankish tribes of Germanic origin (in northern France and down towards Burgundy).
* Galicia prides itself on its Celtic heritage. Maybe this explains the relative blondness of that nort-west corner of Spain.
* The darker-haired area of Switzerland seems to correspond with the areas where Rhaeto-Roman and Italian are spoken.
* The blonder area in northern Italy might reflect a larger Germanic, Celtic and/or Slavic component of the local population, a similar area in the heel of Italy, way down south, is more of a mystery.
* A significant blonder-darker divide cuts through the Balkans, dividing Serbia in two (whilst Montenegro lands on the ?blonder? side of the border, and Kosovo on the ?darker? side).
* Romanian areas closest to the Hungarian border are equally blonde ? many ethnic Hungarians live in Romania, possibly most of them closest to the border.
* Moldova, ethnically Romanian, is equally dark-haired.
* As is an adjacent part of the Ukraine, which for the largest part is as blonde as most of central and eastern Europe (all the way down to Georgia).
* The darker areas in Russia?s far north (the Kola peninsula) and further east (Siberia) are probably due to the prevalence of native, darker-haired peoples, e.g. the Saami (formerly referred to as the Lapps), who also account for the darker area at the very north of the Scandinavian peninsula.

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Look up you favorite websites to see what they looked like when they first started...and "yes" DSF is in there. I thought about starting a new thread with this but not sure if it's worthy.