wait... This isn't San Jose.

Here ya go Mega!

1. Head southeast on E 9th St/Rock & Roll Blvd toward St Clair Ave NE 0.7 mi
2. Merge onto I-90 W via the ramp to I-71 1.2 mi
3. Take exit 170B to merge onto I-90 W toward Toledo
Partial toll road
Entering Indiana 306 mi
4. Take exit 21 to merge onto I-80 W/I-94 W toward IN-51 S
Continue to follow I-80 W
Partial toll road
Entering Illinois 169 mi
5. Continue on I-280 W
Entering Iowa 26.6 mi
6. Take the exit onto I-80 W/US-6 W toward Des Moines
Continue to follow I-80 W 159 mi
7. Continue on I-35 S 7.1 mi
8. Take the exit onto I-80 W toward Council Bluffs/Omaha
Passing through Nebraska, Wyoming
Entering Utah 1,056 mi
9. Take exit 308 for I-80 W toward S.L. Int'l Airport/Reno 0.7 mi
10. Continue straight onto I-80 W
Passing through Nevada
Entering California 651 mi
11. Take the exit onto I-80 W toward San Francisco 41.7 mi
12. Take exit 40 to merge onto I-680 S toward San Jose/Benicia 70.5 mi
13. Continue on I-280 N (signs for I-280 N/Downtown San Jose) 1.6 mi
14. Exit onto S 11th St 1.2 mi
15. Turn left at E Santa Clara St 0.4 mi

To: San Jose, CA

yeah, exactly....damn you BC!!!

Well, all I really know Mega is that its a long way to go, and you have a short time to get there.

Come on DSFers, lets watch old Douche run!!

Mick, yer fuckin hilarious!

Nah, this is what ya do:

L.a. is a great big freeway. Put a hundred down and buy a car.
In a week, maybe two, theyll make you a star

what the fuck are you talking about?

Its all in the song... I heard it way too many times growing up. Damn you parents.

Just so you know,... Mrs BC is in San Jose at some seedy motel room getting my junk ready....

don't you mean she's getting someone else's junk ready?











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