God did I grow sick of seeing those every day, on almost every door and above every urinal when I worked at the steel plant.

Still, somehow, at least once a month there was some dipshit to managed to become so dehydrated that they would pass out.

We had a fuckwad that was somehow skiving on drinking water. We took a formation run in early September and the fuck passed out. They have corpsmen standing by with a core thermometer to make sure it's not heat stroke. That thing is like the size of a fucking cucumber but made of glass and there's no time for lube. Fucker woke up and screamed like a little bitch. A platoon of 4th Battalion (women recruits) ran by us and their DI gave them permission to laugh at the dude.