Maybe the claws dragging across your shoe :)

Or maybe, you secretly really like the cat so you aren't kicking it as hard as you're trying to make us believe.

It's OK, I like my cats too.

p.s. if the dog can't fend of the cat, you're dogs a pussy :)

I like to old school Red Rider method of keeping cats away from my house. I have a female cat and every tom cat in the neighborhood comes around. The BB gun doesn't penetrate the skin but leaves a good enough impression that they don't want to come back.

You'll shoot your eye out!

hahahaha

Just being brutally honest,

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Penn and Teller's Bullshit
is awesome!

OHHHH fuck you, this goes to the thunderdome!!!

GTA IV is awsome.

My laptop shit the bed. I lost alot movies and music. Sucks. I do not think I will buy a Dell again.

anyone know how to throw a boomarang? Do you just throw it like a freeibie? The fine folks at UPS sent me one and I'm too lazy to go and get it if it doesn't come back...

hold it straight up and down next to your head, and throw with a backward and forwards motion (kind of like you would do if you threw a baseball/football).

http://www.boomerangs.org/how.html