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10-09-2008 03:11 PM |
Shower Sex Just Got Easier
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Sex in the shower is one of those things that always sounds great in theory and porno movies would like you to believe it’s easy but in real life it just never works out all that great.
Most of us try to pull it off in a standard bathtub/shower combo unit and that narrow ass bathtub just doesn’t really let you get the wide stance you are looking for. Even if you find a comfortable stance where do you hold on? You are juking and jiving on a wet slippery surface and you are completely surrounded by more wet slippery tile. Sure you can go for the shower curtain rod but your chances of pulling it down are about even with your chances for actually pulling off the shower sex.
That’s where the Shower Power (pictured above) steps in. As the packaging says, “Stick it…Test it…Stick it to ‘em”. Basically just a big ass suction cup with a handle, this thing will give you the grip points you need to hang on and complete your mission.
Check out the packaging below. I love the picture in the bottom center of some guy at the office with a Shower Power in hand and the phone in the other just going to town Lumbergh-style.
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