Ghey!

WHY are there not any yoga positions that involve a female's ankles up around her ears?



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Whenever I whisper "I love you" into your ear, it doesn't mean I actually love you. I actually meant that I love your 3 biggest holes.

That reminds me -- I've got an idea on how to reinvigorate the state lottery here in Florida, but it's important that I know how many ping-pong balls Frothy's mom can hold in her vag.

Minus the Powerball of course. That she shoots it out rectally, and whichever ring it goes thru is the multiplier number.




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My mom's vag is like Kirby, pink and with an infinite appetite.

54 balls it is!! Can she stand being rotated while dispensing said balls??



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No they'll all just drop like the fall of Saigon because she is that loose.

Interesting way to keep it interesting.
Yesterday, 6 balls. Today, 19 balls. Tomorrow - who knows?


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Kegel Exercises

Back in the day, I understand that she did work at Tyson's popping the heads off chickens before processing. But we were both fucked up on squeeze when she told me that so, 50/50 chance it was true.


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