I hate to break into a good conversation, but I've got a random thought that I've been having for about a year and a half now (which may make it not random, but fuck it!).

I don't wanna go Alabama redneck on everybody's ass, but NASCAR is now shit. They can't finish a fucking race anymore. The checkered flag may as well be retired like a jersey, put in the hall of fame, and sent to a museum. The new cars blow, the new rules blow, most of the new drivers blow. I don't hate it or I would have gone to the HATE thread, but I'm getting there.

I've always said "That shit has gone to hell in a gas truck since they stopped racing back to the caution flag."

On another note, Tyson Gay had a worse crash than a stock car today when he blew out a hammy! I pulled a hammy fucking a chick once but that's another story all together.

i'd prefer mustard personally.

(i eat mustard by the spoonful :o )

bastard you got in




good for you bro

What kind? I'll pick up a couple of gallons on my way!

FRENCHS!! i actually have a gallon from costco. you can pick up another one though, we might go through it pretty quick ;)

Yeah, we'll definitely need more. I have a very vivid imagination. I hope it doesn't sting in sensitive places. Oh, well I can always lick it off quickly!

fixed both of those for you there....

that's what makes it fun

You're a very naughty young lady. Just the way I like 'em. So what ideas do you have, anyway?



see how we just bypassed Shasta's stupid comments

spoonfuls of shasta? i don't know, do you taste as good as mustard?

hahaha i am!! i don't know if i want to post those ideas in such a public place...