haha im the whitest person ever, on my face i use the lightest color faily of bare minerals

Thanks for your concern but i've told you before, I'm Scottish, my natural colour is pale blue. It takes several days of sun just to go a healthy white.

thanks for the welcome! I didn't think it looked too bad (bear in mind we are English).... the wife liked it anyway ;)

Are you as fucked up as member RVP? I hope so.

I need somebody to talk about assraping aliens with in a cockney accent.

I haven't come across RVP yet..... but I always seem to end up in fucked up conversations..... I have to self censor in the real world most of the time so I don't scare people..... won't have to do that here!!!

So, where in English are you?

lol! I live in the South-east near the Channel coast, 'bout 35 miles east of London. Where abouts are you sir?

I'm in sunny Glasgow.

It's fucking freezing up here just now.

I thought it was always freezing north of the wall :-)

My brother lives near Edinburgh...... he was actually born there but is under the strange impression he is English.... strange boy!

It is always freezing up here, it's because we're too tight to pay the fucking bill.

As for your brother, good luck to him, i'd rather be living down in England than up here. I used to stay in Warrington for a while and I spent a year of my RAF days in Buckinghamshire and loved it.