wow thats weird. But i havent watched cartoons in forever.
Never knew they have become infected with religion.

Im the sperm that made it.

Veggie Tales was created as a Christian based show. I didn't know it had moved into mainstream TV.

I've got the touch. I've got the POW-AH!

I could never be a professional floor installer. That shit is tough on the knees.

They actually cut out the part on veggie tales in the end where they say god loves you very much

Nor could you be a pro hooker

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Ya know how moms feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks? What to asian moms use, toothpicks?

If you have an allergy to cotton, how do you take your meds? I mean, every time you open the damn pill bottle....

If carrots are so good for your eyesight, why are there so many fucking dead rabbits on the side of the road?

Is Atheism becoming its own religeon?

If love is blind and if God is love and if Ray Charles was blind... can God play the piano?

Why does TEFLON stick to the frying pan, since nothing ever sticks to TEFLON?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? And who's idea was it to put the nation's top lisp-therapy center in Mississippi?

And, finally:

Has anyone here ever tried to imagine what the world would be like without hypothetical situations?

racist!!!!

I think you mean...