Ah, a family-sized nipple pinching, huh? AND you want me dildoing on the beach at the same time? I'll assume that also needs to be stainless steel...?

Someone else has gotta take the pictures to make the GIF though, I'm just not talented enough to do all three at once. :rolleyes:

fuck - I'm really threadjacking this wicked thread (sorry gay thug!).

but yes - all shiny, food grade, stainless steel + costco-sized nipple pinching and nachos can be your west coast camera man. Go forth to the dunes before autumn draws near!

Yeah, I'm Sicilian and my wife couldn't cook suntea if she left it outside by mistake. I don't have one of these, but I'm going to get one.
-SRD

I do believe SLF is much closer to me than Nachos now.... or they should both come, cameras in hand, to get multiple angles and shots. :D

great call SRD. wouldnt have guessed that right in a million years. sick thread

Fartus is taking too long to reveal. Plus I don't want to know. Next!

calm the fuck down, i fell asleep. mine was an ass wiper for fat people.....

"Designed to be use from the front."

I say someone's fingers under stretched cellophane/plastic wrap.

Looks like ice cubes in a Coke to me.

that's a good one - but with a little rum in my vision.

We have a winner: Ice cubes in a Cheerwine soda.

^^^ Dollhouse furniture in a pc case?

... and a bit more. The modified case houses a working pc. Yes, somebody is sitting around computing with their granny's sitting room replicated in their pc.

Denture jigs for dentistry?

Close but no cigar.

A model of a head.

Boon's here so let's cut to the chase: Dental Practice Mannequins

Hey I should get a coke and a smile for my answer

No shit, but I was more correct by being vague.

blowjob simulator for Brits?

What is it?

Mickey Mouse cock ring?

nope. twisted fuck

Your just pissed you didn't think of it first

Handcuffs at Disneyland?

You're both showing your true colors -
Hook with the dick.
Mega with the Pedo shit. ;)

this' what I'm talkin' bout -

ok, so what the fuck is it?

Mickey Mouse nipple clamp?

Or back zit popper with easy to hold handles?

I think it's a hair comb/clip for a little girl. :D

Now this should be moved to the pedobear thread ;)

Cock warmers.

Shin Guards?

Bovine or horse leg warmers

Hell No, No & No ... It's an arm cast:

Say goodbye to old-school casts for broken bones. Exos Medical's braces, splints and casts are adjustable, breathable, lightweight, clean and waterproof. The only drawback is that you can't have girls sign them.

These things use a lattice of thin steel laces that can be tightened with one hand and loosened using a clicky dial knob. You can set it once and leave it be, or you can continually adjust it for the best fit. The best part? You don't need a damned saw to get the thing off.

Cool that you can take it off and spray Lysol to rid of that wet mildewy smell.

Does that work for manties as well?

Of course it will! Lysol will freshen and disinfect about anything.

And for you children who have no idea what a mantie is, this is just for you.