It's a YP, not an MP....

Couldn't agree with you more Jizzay! Mariyln was amazing, but I love looking at old Mansfield pics.

Well Yeah. Marilyn was great but I just like the overall voluptuousness of Jayne

nah, just i won't have to talk to her

Not to get the thread back on track or anything, but....

1) Have dinner - my granddad

2) Smoke weed - nobody

3) Watch a porno - Ron Jeremy

4) Play golf - That kid from The Greatest Game Ever Played

5) Sleep with - Anne Hathaway

6) Go to a ball game - Babe Ruth

7) Kick them in the crotch - Kid Rock

8) Box/fistfight - George Foreman

9) Kill - Pamela Anderson

10) Switch lives - again, Ron Jeremy

11) Erase - again, Pamela Anderson

12) Wiretap/spy on - George Bush

13) Play Guitar Hero - Eddie Vanhalen

14) Drink with - W.C. Fields

15) Skydive with - D.B. Cooper

1) Have dinner - bill clinton

2) Smoke weed - if i had to, lil wayne

3) Watch a porno - ummm idk

4) Play golf - my friend john

5) Sleep with - marilyn monroe

6) Go to a ball game - ummm idk

7) Kick them in the crotch - brad pitt

8) Box/fistfight - ummm idk

9) Kill - angelina jolie

10) Switch lives - nicole ritchie

11) Erase - angelina jolie

12) Wiretap/spy on - idkkk

13) Play Guitar Hero - idkkkk

14) Drink with - amy winehouse

15) Skydive with -noone

1) Have dinner with karen carpenter

2) Smoke weed with jesus

5) Sleep with Aaliyah

7) Kick George W. in the crotch

8) Box/fistfight mahatma ghandi

9) Kill justin timberlake or really any metrosexual idol

10) Switch lives with abraham lincoln. Ballsy guy

11) Erase paris hilton

13) Play Guitar Hero with John Lennon

14) Drink with Ernest Hemingway

I couldn't think of the other questions honestly.

1) Have dinner with Jamie Oliver so I can stab the cunt in the throat

2) Smoke weed with Monica Lewinsky, so I could use her velvet ashtray

3) Watch a porno with Jenna Jameson, they show her how to do it properly

4) Play golf with Jack Newton, and laugh at his "handicap"

5) Sleep with any chick here on DSF (Except Mrs BC, cause I dont want BCs monkey on my back)

7) Kick them in the crotch - Any bitch who has "Spice" as a last name

8) Box/fistfight - Rocky / Stallone (i'd aim for the colostomy bag)

10) Switch lives with John Holmes, so he can see what its like to have a big cock

12) Wiretap/spy on GW Bush

13) Play Guitar Hero - WTF? I am a guitar hero!

14) Drink with - Bon Scott

15) Skydive with - Stevie Wonder, just to see the look on his guide dog's face

1) Have dinner = Charles Darwin

2) Smoke weed = Bob Marley

3) Watch a porno = Jim Morrison

4) Play golf = um, no clue, don't like golf. how about, uh... Bob Barker

5) Sleep with = Jack Kerouac

6) Go to a ball game = either of my grandfathers

7) Kick them in the crotch = Fran Drescher. Ugh, that voice!

8) Box/fistfight = Paris Hilton. Just one good punch to the nose is all that's needed.

9) Kill = ?

10) Switch lives = J. Michael Fay or David Quammen, hard to say

11) Erase = Hitler

12) Wiretap/spy on = Cheney

13) Play Guitar Hero = Jimi Hendrix

14) Drink with = Hunter S. Thompson. I'd fucking love it.

15) Skydive with = Jesus. Hey, when you're skydiving with Jesus, do you really have to worry about anything?

1) Have dinner Mario Batali.

2) Smoke weed My dad

3) Watch a porno Angelina Jolie

4) Play golf the Caddy Shack crew

5) Sleep with Sofia Loren 30 years ago

6) Go to a ball game

7) Kick them in the crotch too long a list

8) Box/fistfight ditto 7

9) Kill any child molester or serial shitbag

10) Switch lives John Elway

11) Erase Hitler

12) Wiretap/spy on Karl ROve

13) Play Guitar Hero no one

14) Drink with my old crew

15) Skydive with the craziest fastest fucker i can find. If you're gonna do it don't float around like it's some peaceful ride, do that halo stuff