Dude at work's behind his back nickname is "hat head".

I lost my hair years ago. My hair loss began in my early 20s. It sucks but I figure I have better things to do with my head than grow hair.

If I ever got a toupee I think I would get one with chin straps. That would look classy.

there are a lot of people that look great bald. i think it's much worse to have a bad toupee or bad hair plugs...

oh that would be ever so fucking sweet :D
well i think that a person who still functions at his top, despite what society considers imperfections is more admirable than some fool walking with what looks like a dead rat rotting on his head.

but... *sigh i understand male insecurity and how easy it is for you to go all hormonal and do the craziest stuff. being self conscious is a trap everyone falls into.

good point.

I don't see many toupees these days, but I know a guy who has a Donald Trump-level combover. It's pretty distracting. He's incredibly careful with it. During meetings, he keeps moving hair and patting it into place. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.