YES, but mostly,,,
 

it doesn't work,

There she is: wifey, standing in front of the TV telling me about something I couldn't care less about, and I'm trying my Jedi powers and concentrating really hard... MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE but mostly it does not work, she just keeps on standing and talking. I'd say something but getting laid is usually more important than something one of you will have linked and I can download later.

;)

TRUE
 

True, but you have a "head" and you are susposed to try to move things using your mind. Sorry Forgot, Dick's are brainless!

Dude, I spent hours in high school and college being stoned in class trying to move my pen. Almost every day, for at least one class that was all I would do. I never figured it out, but damn it, I'll still try.

Why does this not surprise me at all? :D

I move shit with my mind all the time: my eyes, my tongue, my hands, fingers, feet, toes, penis, balls, stomach, back, waist, neck, head, eyelids, a ballpoint pen, my rectum, the shit hiding behind my rectum, my lips.

All the time.

I can make another person move with the power of my mind!





All I have to do is think of sex, and the wife runs a mile!

Ballpoint pen?

I wondered it anyone would notice that. I can move that with my mind, but it has to be in my hand.

I just assumed that it would be in your rectum at the the time.

I do it all the time. I concentrate and look at my son a certain way and he gets the hell on.