Imagine the potential for splinters. Ouch.

fuck the splinters, imagine the relationship ending badly and you becoming known as the guy who had a table leg shoved up his ass!!!

I'm pretty sure the relationship lasted like a whopping couple days afterwards

Table Leg?!?!?!
 

8 minutes with a table leg up your ass is about 8 fucking minutes to long!

i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm a girl, and I don't mind anal sometimes. I like that it hurts. My boyfriend won't even let me TALK about penetrating him though...So, so much for the trade off.

That's the way things should be IMO. :)

Abso-fucking-lutely

Same offer
 

I got my wife once, but she was drunk and didn't remember it. So everytime I ask her to try it she says that she will if I let her stick a dildo in me. I have thought about it for like .05 seconds. I will just wait until I can get her drunk again.

Some girls like it to hurt, but a good hurt like hair pulling and slapping and shit but I've been told and seen that when a dick goes in to far... not a good hurt