youve eaten more meat than a flesh eating virus

He's had more shoved in him than a thanksgiving turkey.

His favorite color is the rainbow!

And get the sand out of your vag, kid. It's only the internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps4XmWftSfc

hes crossed swords more times than the musketeers

He's been stuffed with more creamy white filling than a twinkie factory.

I know its the internet. I had to do something creative with my time on here.

So thats why i pretended to complain about every little thing just to hear all this haha.

The jokes are awesome tho by the way.

To be quite honest those who complain so much annoys the hell out of me

for example nerds who complain that their war of warcraft account was hacked. I say boo hoo its just a fucking game.

I just don't understand some people.

youve been penetrated more times than Saint Sebastian (google it :) )

Dear Guido Kid,

You couldn't be more gay if you shoved a baseball bat up your ass, put on a rainbow wig, dressed like one of the US male figure skating team and started swallowing pole like a circus freak.

He's been stabbed more times than Rasputin
(keeping up the historic theme)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAlULmciaFg


This one got me laughing so hard. It was so fucking funny cause this fucking kid gets all angry cause of all the youtube people calling him a homo.

I don't know. You looked pretty pissed when you posted it.

BTW; You've get filled to the brim with salty goo more often than bottles in a soy sauce factory.