Sometimes, my finger smells like pussy. But it's not very often.

Actually not worth mentioning.

Nevermind.

Right now, my finger smells like boogers.

Well don't leave us hanging, whose?



I know what a slut feels like now, the rain has been training on me all damn day.


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MY fingers. Are you dense?

But the real question here is did they smell like your boogers or someone else's? :confused:

Thanks. I didn't want to rub his nose in it. But he's probably forgotten it by now. Just let him sleep -- aren't they adorable when they are all curled up and quiet?



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They really are, until Mega wakes up at 3 am wanting to feed off my tit not giving a fuck that I don't lactate. :lurk :evillol

Fuck, gotta crank out a cat party before posting. :eek:

:spin:

If I was a grade school substitute teacher, I would have a class discussion. I would start at one side, and then go around the room -- "What is the worst thing your mother has called your father?"
After that icebreaker, I would ask them -- "What is your daddy's girlfriend's name?"




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That would be fun, just make sure you don't go back the next day since kids of that age can't keep their mouth shut about every little detail of their school day. :evillol