:evillol

That would be cool too. :spin:

What she wrote.



What a guy read.

Not enough guys at my GB. Vibrator somehow got unplugged. It's 3pm and no one has popped yet.



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:evillol

What's a GB? :o

EDIT: GangBang. Never mind. :evillol

I no longer care if "they" popped. I got mine. :spin:

Winter in Florida



I hate winter in Florida, every day I have to shovel my sidewalk.


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:fuckyou :evillol

Actually, I like the change in seasons, although fall and spring are my favorite seasons for sure.

I can handle the snow when I don't need to go out. When I'm employed and have to get up at 4am to shovel, it will suck all over again. :spin:

i had to cut my grass already

Weathermen are corrupt. I understand they want to keep their jobs, but fudging numbers is BS.

My house got 8" of snow. That's consistent on top of the patio table, in the front and back yards, on top of both the cars and even on the sidewalks. As measured by an accurate metal yard stick.

Yet, on the news and weather sites, they say we only got 4" of snow.

FUCK, there's 8" of snow in the street.

Worse, when I sent a few photos of the snow with ruler sticking up, one of these schmucks had the balls to tell me I had to be looking at centimeters because his local weather watcher wouldn't lie. Dumbass couldn't even accept that the yard stick doesn't have centimeters and even says INCHES between 9" and 12" marks.

Thankfully I have a great snow thrower...

I used to have a great snow blower but her knees got cold.

you nicknamed your dick "snow"

My rapping name was 8 inches of snow.