i try to all the time. no luck.

OK but only if she is hot.

shes actually quite pretty

shes the only female roommate of mine i like because shes not a hippie PETA dyke

but last night she looked like a crackhead her eyes were to the ceiling and it was bad

so you are saying crackheads all look at the ceiling and that's bad?

well i dont know about all but she certainly was



the best of the worst

she was crying/yelling alternately and eating large amounts of oreos and milk

she only smokes weed and scores coke occasionaly but she looks like she has a methface here haha

there are much worse photos but im too nice to post them

ok you're right. Woof!

ok heres a random question for all you that ive always thought about

if a attractive female acquaintance of yours straight up asked you to fuck, would you? i'm talking a 7 here, decent face/body

i dont know if this is a stupid question or not but sometimes i think i should just skip all this flirting nonsense and go straight for the punch line

is thinking that if there was ever going to another major war in the magnitude of world war 2, Canada would be the reason...it has the second largest oil supply in the world, and the second largest fresh water supply in the world...States be dealing with us, and the rest of the world will be fighting against us...

Sure, any man would. If it means just a fuck and no relationship is involved.

I think most guys, generally, would say yeah, they would. So yeah, if i was unattached.