Amy, maybe this will help? lol

I was going to say nothing....birthday suit...and send pics...

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.



Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.



Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.



Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.



Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.



Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.



Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.



Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.



Man who jizz in cash register come into money.



Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.



Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.



Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.



Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.



Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.



Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.



Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

I'm bored. Hmm... just noticed its 9pm. I'm going to bed.

pussy...drink another one...

I can't pay attention Fight Club is on HBO...

his name is Robert Paulsen...

Bob had bitch tits.

I am Jack's wasted life.

If you're ever in Cincinnati, try the chili and spaghetti dinner at any restaurant. It's awesome.