but I bet they hide your fat rolls.

Does anyone?

i sure as fuck dont

I put that there. I tried to find something for everyone. If you don't like it, I can go back and look for a new one. :)



Dealing with Verizon guys, I've been offline with no tv for over 2-1/2 hours and it's about to happen again. These people suck lol.

when i was 10 we lived next door to this kid named Joey Vutano. he was 13, but our birthdays were on the same day. we were best friends. we also lived next door to a Casket company. he had a sister named Lily, she was 9. one day she showed me hers, so i showed her mine, and we went to the store and shoplifted a bunch of candy and school supplies. we got caught and had to return the stuff. anyway, later that day i asked Joey if he had ever seen his sisters poop. he said yes, and that it was "flat and grey". so for the next 5-6 years i thought all girls had flat, grey poop.......like a pile of dirty nickels.

I love it, thanks sugar.

You said p00p...:D

You're welcome! :pinklips I wasn't sure where you were going with the fucking 'a part. Lol. :)

I've only been here a few days and I already hate you all.







Well done, people! Keep up the fine work!