mother fucking highest score on photohunt!

No, I haven't used a bidet....But,

when I was in high school, I had this buddy whose dad was always drunk. So he was on a week long drunk and hadn't shit in a week and was complaining about it. So we stuck a pipe in his ass and poored warm dishwater down the pipe...worked like a charm....loosened right up. He was shitting himself for 2 days. Ah, good times.

That's two posts tonight about shit for me. Fuck this, I'm going to shoot pool.

Congrats!!! ....unless that's a bad thing....in that case, I'm sorry about that.

ive heard of coffee and the like used as enemas but not dishsoap, not that there is anything wrong with that

Well, we just thought it would be funny, but it actually worked. I suppose there could have been germs in it, but with all the alcohol in his system, I don't think that was a concern. We never actually thought it would work, but we chalked it up as a new home remedy.

I wonder what that dude is doing now....

reading back i was thinking that i have never ever seen any of my buddies dads naked, let alone drunk, naked and shoving a tube in an ass and launching dish soap down the well

Its great I've spent too much time and money trying to beat the high score. I earned it

lol, this is the kind of story you never ever bring up again after it happens.....Damn dude I would of had a hard time even talking to my friend again after helping him stick a pipe up him dad ass.

I didn't actually see him naked....he was stumbling around bitching so we told him we could remedy that problem by our revolutionary new method and he thought it was worth a try. so he pulled his pants down and laid down in the dirt. We didn't even spread his cheeks....we piped the best we could, poured and voila!!!!!

In that case....definitely CONGRATS!!!! to the photohunt queen. *bowing down at your photohunting prowess*