i had sex with a pregnant chick and told all my friends i had a threesome

you spelled "my brother" wrong

yes i like to fuck my brother but that wouldn't make it a threesome now would it...think mother fucker, think!!!! :cool:

Athletes: Underpaid, under-represented, under-sponsored (unless you're already a household name) are pissing over everyone. The benefit of renewed interest. Bringing to light that we have the finest, most natural talents the world has to offer. (Natural, not manufactured. China, I'm looking at you).

Footballers: Oh well, at least you have your million-pound mansions and fleets of supercars to bring you solace.

We are seeing, in absolute brilliance, how wonderful and fantastic our rising athletes are, and how they can truly shine when given the proper support from our nation. The planet does not revolve around Football. Footballers do not deserve their criminally large paypackets when it's so patently obvious there are thousands of people out there who have infinitely more talent than them, but will never be paid as much, or worshipped as much, merely for the fact that their particular discipline, be it archery, or rowing, or cycling, will never generate the kind of interest that will see fans pay out £60 every 3 months for a slightly differently designed shirt

You nearly had it right. If people had a genuine interest in competitive archers, they too might have a fleet of supercars. Alas.:(

if archery was so fucking difficult, it would require arms

I was on the front page and scrolled to see who was on. I got all excited becauase I thought I saw thermos, but it was only thelnos. :(

No offense to you thelnos.

True story. :spin:

Fuck thelnos... uncle tom ******. Granny told me to tell Thermos high, which is scary for many reasons (not the least of which being that both my grannies are dead).

Even in death, grannies know that Thermos was their man. Lol. :spin:

Damn it, the man won't let me rep you...