And the trap is set......

Go and play with your dolls

They're ACTION FIGURES fucker! :D

Stop crying. They're action figures. We believe you, we believe you

And you can now have the bucket.



Get to work on getting the gay out of here.

Use this next time.

You sound cranky

First of all



The wife is on her way home in like 5 minutes so I have to take my toys and go home for a little while.

BTW..that pic you put up in the Cute thread really killed my buzz but it was pretty good though.

You know how I know you're gay??

Did you finish the laundry?

Wasn't there a thunderdome thread or something for you all to let out your homoerotic fantasies on each other?

What's a lazy, dumb ass that can't use Google.

As a matter of fact I did.

I made corn on the cob for dinner too and it was great.

Because you post lines from The 40 year old Virgin since it mirrors your future so closely.

predator24, you seem to be one of those annoying fucks who find it necessary to post a picture of stuff to enhance your post instead of writing what you mean. Please stop it.

I dont know why but i about fell on the floor laughing at this one!!! :D :D Good one N2.

Is black Monopoly racist?
 

So that means she can't get pregnant for awhile or least does anal right?

Dude, I would still hit it...hard!

:D

Yeah she looks good for having baby up in her.

+ 10 :)

me too!!

omg i hated getting whipped with a switch. oh and don't forget the fly swatter.

Italian mothers do it with shoes, wooden spoons, metal spatula, you name it.

My Mom would always hit me with a wooden spoon. One day I snapped them all in half (she bought them in 6 packs). That night during dinner I pissed her off really good, she went to the drawer and came back with a broken stick. I can barely see straight from laughing at her and then the large metal macaroni spoon came out.

..........wait. I think I'm having a break through!!

a few times my grandma hit me with a spoon, usually i got soap in my mouth but my mommy never hit me bc when i was little i hit her back

Mine would just say "I'm going to get the stick!" And that was either a wooden spoon or ruler, or whatever was close by.

My dad was a cop and grabbed his police belt and let all the shit on it fall on the ground. Once you heard that, fucking run like you've never run before!

Was the safety at least on??


Damn all I meant to do was scare the kid, not shoot him.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

I would not have to pull out. Niccccccccce.

found a picture of TheSnake .... and sure enough he's going for the pussy!

snakes love warm, tight, moist holes.:D

BWAHAHAHAHA

that was my first legit LoL in a while, thank you sir :D

I must need sleep cause i made this pic and it made me lol