LOL! :D That's hilarious.

If sex didn't feel so good, would guys spend so much time trying to date (get) women?

The Bible Joke isn't Mencia's, he isn't that clever. I want to say it is Carlin's but I really don't know

Didn't he even steal his nationality?

He only half stole it. He's half mexican, half hondurian. Not that I'm defending him. I hate that prick.

Flavor Flav has the best hairstyles.

I feel like getting another tattoo.

I've been awake so long that it's not worth going to sleep again. I may as well just face the day being all strung out and creepy.

I can tell you, it's much better to BE the boss with a private office with gas, and after someone walks in, wait a minute or two, then sniff and snarl you nose and frown, but say nothing about it, you wouldn't believe the embarrassed looks I have seen from my own farts..

Carlin summed it all up in his "religion is a joke" , I got it somewhere, I'll have to find it ...funny as hell.....

when you fap in front of your computer, do you sometimes smell the chair after?