They were upstairs listening to you fap and giving each other handy's.


I lived in a downstairs apartment from a couple, the guy was average, but his wife was a knockout. He would be gone to work and I could hear her going at it with her vibrator, UMMMMM-WAHHH-UMMMMM-WAHHH-UMMMMM-WAHHH - then she would yip like a damn Pekingese. I hated that vibrator, it caused static on my TV. But she was more entertaining than most of what was on the tube anyway.



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Some things should be kept to one's self.

This was my 1st car ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLVSmEl92kY

My roommate in college would occasionally bring a girl in while I was in the room and start hammering away. One of the girls asked him one time if I was sleep and he told her "No, it's his room too." She freaked out.

Thinking of opening up a chain of Peter North Car Wash establishments. It's like a regular car wash, but the extra coat of protectorant at the end is an additional $500.00.


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I'd go there. :o Assuming they let you stay in the car to watch it all. :evillol

It's basically summer, we're in a heatwave & I'm sick. :o

(nothing serious, probably strep)

Eesh! Hope you feel better soon *hugs*

Best thing would be lay around naked with a fan blowing on you. Get well soon please.

Had a new roof put on my place today. Everything was going great until, as they stripped off the old roof and threw it down onto the ground, they stirred up a nest of ground wasps we did not know were there. Several roofers got stung as there wasn't many places they could run to on the roof. Goddamn wasps don't take no prisoners. I didn't get stung, I watched from inside.


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The people who pay usually have a few more rights than the people who get paid. Sometimes. Maybe.

Can't post a picture, but they looked just like this -
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