This made me kind of sad, surprised suicide didn't get a mention though - is it going out of fashion?

Yeah appears the loser just want to whine now rather then kill themselves!

Isn't the title of his post was "Fleshlight makes me want to kill myself"?

Fair point. Well said.

Does this belong in Expletive's million post thread?

Craigs List killer "The early years."
 

Give me a fucking break with this asshole. THIS is a guy who will live in his mothers basement and spend the rest of his days humping his Savannah blowup doll while building the most authentic Boba Fett costume because his mom says that girls like smart guys.

Fuck, this picture just ruined me entire day like getting a song stuck in your head. :mad:

Do you know all this because the man in the picture is you?

Oh yeah, thats what the niggling thing at the back of my mind was while I wrote that. But, fuck you.

this is a girl i went to school with and her husband. doesn't he have the most poodle-icious mullet you've ever seen.

those mullets pale in comparison to his glorious mullet

I agree, that's some serious mullatage.:D I have a pic of myself sporting one somewhere, let me poke around.

Yeah.....Sis said she wasn't going to keep this pic.

CUNT

Not a picture but still made me laugh.


You'd honestly think that people would have stomach's of steel from being on the internet so much. Between this and real life, I can eat a baby with bbq sauce on any Saturday afternoon. ... Not that I ate a kid today.





Lucky bastards! When I do it, I just see blurry. But that's what happens when you go 4:3 to 16:9. :p

I couldn't decide if this was worthy of a place in the WTF picture thread.

Its definitely avatar material though

I had to go have a look at the suicide methods group, maybe it will be educational.

Edit: Had a read, its depressing as fuck. How pathetic does your life have to be when you join a google group genuinely looking for suicide advice? Then some guy asks, "are there snitches roaming around here" - you would think so considering you are posting about suicide on what is now probably the largest and most popular website in existence. Not exactly sly.

yea it will save the tax payers alot of money if u die

If I die? Fuck you, I have a great life. You die, cunt. ;)

This is getting quite addictive though. Maybe the next DSF contest could be who can assist a suicide first. They are telling people not to use their real email cos they will get lots of spam now....I never realised spam was an issue for the deceased.

^^^
Careful, you'll wind up on the welcoming committee.

That'd be fun. Could try that little homo in the screening room if 4chan doesn't get him first. :D

Scuicide... you're spelling it wrong.

I didn't make it, thankfully. I'm just the guy that saved it.

Yeah, I figured that. The guy who made it needs to kill himself.

bangbros is my fav site

shes old enough to give any guy a woodie--i have

Dude, seriously, you've got to be a future pederast/rapist if you're not one already.

lol :eek:

just cause ur a fag and dont like woman isnt my prob...homo