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serafina 04-28-2009 03:00 AM

Sunday night, he came in like 2 minutes. I guess it is better than nothing.

Boon 04-28-2009 07:45 AM

Sunday night. I came in like two minutes. It was awesome!

But seriously, Sunday morning. She was too drunk to fuck the night before, so I had to wait until the next morning. Hangover sex, yeah!

Predator24 04-28-2009 08:13 AM

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Yeah, hungover chicks are great! Much easier to get them to do anal that way!!

Boon 04-28-2009 08:28 PM

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Really? Cause I do that when the ruffies are still working their magic. They don't remember it, but like you, there's a pain in the ass.

Goat Gosselin 04-28-2009 08:52 PM

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you shouldnt be so good and he could last 5 mins. :p

jamandjelly 04-28-2009 09:35 PM

This last Friday, I think she bruised me when she was on top

Boon 04-28-2009 09:37 PM

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Eh, she deals with young men, who don't know anything.

beastley 04-29-2009 02:33 AM

lets see....a few days ago? will be the last until about 4 months, unless i cheat in europe....but i shouldnt, right?

thermos 04-29-2009 06:38 AM

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different continents do NOT count, Heat, it's written somewhere. There are no binding international relationship laws.

I vote for pretending to like soccer and plowing a hirsute hungarian honey pot.

Goat Gosselin 04-29-2009 07:24 PM

last night, she won 5-1 while watching the food network

Pobs 04-30-2009 03:20 PM

For obvious reasons (see private section), I haven't had it for a while.....

serafina 04-30-2009 03:27 PM

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I'll put on my thermos hat for this...

Pobs now you can enjoy the miraculous creampie daily. You can let your stick drizzle her walls with your man seed.

thermos 04-30-2009 03:34 PM

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hahahahah....don't keep that hat on too long. It's like the ring of mordor...it's gonna corrupt your soul.


but sera nailed it, pobbycakes. and lactation? egads man, do you know what's in store for you? Milky titbangs are the very spice of life.

Pobs 04-30-2009 05:17 PM

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I understand exactly what you're both saying.... but she is a bit weirded out by the idea at the mo, and I'm just happy she's pregnant, so I'm not pushing it!

ms. cellany 04-30-2009 07:12 PM

This past weekend. And I want MOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR! :p

Mr Handlebars 04-30-2009 10:42 PM

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Mac blew in to town?

Nekyo 05-01-2009 09:38 PM

hmm like 4 hrs ago :D

serafina 05-02-2009 01:23 PM

Last night



In the butt

Boon 05-02-2009 01:36 PM

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I thought you girls were supposed to be more verbal. Care to elaborate?

serafina 05-02-2009 02:03 PM

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Not really. Probably shared too much as it is.

Nekyo 05-02-2009 03:47 PM

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Thats a big 10 for you :D

at 11:11 i'll make a wish :rolleyes:

Goat Gosselin 05-02-2009 05:19 PM

this morning. it was a tie. 1-1 tried a new position and it worked too well

serafina 05-02-2009 09:54 PM

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Do tell

Mr Handlebars 05-02-2009 10:06 PM

So for once, someone else was being a pain in the your ass

Goat Gosselin 05-02-2009 10:09 PM

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its easier to show that to describe, but then again i am told i do paint a awesome picture sex texting or by phone sex, lol

MillyMc 05-03-2009 12:09 AM

couple of hours ago. high five.



*with a girl.

jo_dile 05-03-2009 12:15 AM

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^^That always makes me chuckle....:D

serafina 05-03-2009 02:15 AM

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Ok well then videotape it and send it to me.

Mr Handlebars 05-03-2009 03:37 AM

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Buz ..... doesn't she need to send you a vid first, since she'd the asker. I mean that's the way it work around here. Sera is always trying to leech, never sharing.

DontSnatch 05-03-2009 09:11 AM

she shared her butthole?

Boon 05-03-2009 10:07 AM

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Dude! You totally missed it. She shared it with everybody here. Except you. n00b.

Goat Gosselin 05-03-2009 12:22 PM

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the 3 of us could try the position out and video tape it for the rest to see

Mr Handlebars 05-03-2009 06:23 PM

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You had it twice, right Boon?

serafina 05-03-2009 07:45 PM

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Me, you and Boonie?

Mr Handlebars 05-03-2009 10:20 PM

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Now that's scary. The thought of buz and boon crossing swords, buz might catch something. After all, boon is all about the cock.

Boon 05-04-2009 10:08 PM

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Eiffel Tower baby!

Mr Handlebars 05-05-2009 03:20 AM

Boonie ..... I can't beleive you are getting so excited about the prospect of sera that you don't care that you crossing swords. That's just gay man.

Boon 05-05-2009 08:28 AM

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It won't be gay, it'll be FABULOUS!!!

Oh, and I got laid last night.

serafina 05-05-2009 09:36 PM

I think it would all be much simpler if Buzz would just describe in detail to me how he gets his lady off four times a night. That way Mr. H won't have to worry about sword crossing.

Boon 05-05-2009 10:10 PM

Easy, he uses viagra.


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