Get over yourself
 

Oooooo you got downright pissy when you found out I had posted...

Yes, I would be at the mall if I could drive...But I can't...Yet...

Shouldn't you be working, or finding a suitable partner, or if you already have a partner, supporting your family?

did you just call me pissy? why you no good, rotten, yellow bellied, toothless, son of a goat herder...

relax kid, i was fucking kidding. n00b.

oh, and by tits, we mean tits you've actually had. with a sign.

Lets be serious here...
 

I'm almost 16 years old...I'm not getting much action...The most I've done is fingered a girl and tongued her tits...Shes not going to let me take a picture of her topless to post on the internet...I haven't gotten in with any whores yet...

all girls want to be whores, they just don't know it. it's your job to show them the way. first step, respect them. no whore likes to be disrespected. a respected whore is a charitable whore. and charitable whores will let you do anything. and i don't mean whore as in hooker. i'm talkin the good girls who like a little bad in the bedroom.

occasionally, you'll get the anti-whore feminist. you call her a name during sexy times and she's gonna cut off your dick with scissors she got at the organic fair. you can usually recognize these girls by their birkenstocks and sierra club subscriptions.

now go to the mall and stand in front of abercrombie. that's where all the good girls go.

wahahaha. take that Mr Tattoo. n00b or not, I ain't taking your shit.

Use the force Branflake.......I sense the force is strong with you.......Take heed of the masters willing to walk with you down your path.......We will be watching.....

Mannnnn Abercrombie is where the stuck up bitches are. I need the ones with low self-esteem so I could build them up, THEN nail them

ah, young paduwan. then head to the nearest wal-mart.

How are the masters going to help me if they stand by? I need a "hands-on" tutor...

i think he's flirting with you, tre...