If you build it,they will come.......

.....on your face?

has anyone ever ordered a pizza online before?

REPORTER: Thank you, Mr. President. Do you think that Russia is applying undue pressure and threats to accomplish its goals at NATO on missile defense and stopping the Membership Action Plans of Ukraine and Georgia?
DUBYA: Uhhh —
REPORTER: And Mr. Pres — and, uhh, President Yushchenko, what do you think of Moscow's tactics?
DUBYA: Heh heh heh. Just because there was a bunch of, you know, Soviet-era flags in the street yesterday doesn't you shouldn't read anything into that. I — I, umm — I, look, this is, umm, this is an interesting debate that's taking place, and it's – uhh, you know, it's — every nation has told me, Russia will not have a veto over what happens in Bucharest, and I take their word for it. And that's the right policy to have.

George W. Bush

i have....dominos......pretty cool bc you can keep the screen up and it says whats happening with your pizza as its being made, cooked, and leaving the building

thats where we ordered from, it was so serious. what a world we live in

it is some serious bidness.

your pepperoni is being added.

the oven door has opened.

your cheese is starting to bubble

your box is being shaped

your pizza is in the box

steam is coming off your pizza

he dropped his keys behind the counter

the manager is pissed he had to move the register and use a broom to fish out the keys

your pizza is still steaming

your driver is rushing to his car, your cheese may be slightly hanging to the left side of the pizza

your driver left the parking lot

your driver drove past your house

he is in reverse

your pizza is kind of still steaming

your driver is at your door

he knocks instead of ringing doorbell

finally he sees the button and rings the bell

your pizza was delivered on 2:05pm

im so excited i need something really bad for me after all the drinking i did

ok.....how about this?

"In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you."

Jack Handey

i think tow and thermos should get married. scamp can be best man and riot can provide the party favors. i, of course, being an ordained minister, will marry the happy couple.