Another successful address without being assassinated.

#SuckIt #PaulRyanLookedGooglyEyedBehindMe

Donny, you read other people's words pretty good tonight off the Teleprompter. But when you start saying those words that the voices in your head say, that worries people.


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Happy March, everybody. We made it thru February so we got that going for us.


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I made banana pancakes for breakfast yesterday without realizing it was Natioal Pancake Day.

Today is International Women's Day without realizing until now that I'm supporting women by posting porn? :D ;)

I should have took today off just because, although I was pissed at me for wearing red pants not knowing it was symbolic bull doody. LOL

I give all my extra money to Charity. Charity is one of my favorite strippers.

Today I had my first dealing with an irrationally insane latina.

There was no smashing of Snapple bottles with attempts to stab anyone in the neck like my husband has previously had to deal with, and it wasn't at me but more flip out about me, but in the end since I have not and will not be fucking this psycho, it really isn't worth it the aggravation.

LOL :evilgrin:

Someone make me a gofundme to support me getting to housewife status. I honestly do not belong around people. I've previously made a gofundme after being tired of seeing endless amounts of them back when I was facebook, but no one even gave me a dollar. :mad

Or if you think it would be more effective, copy & paste this post for the gofund me, and be like, "donate to get this chick some therapy & shit". :spin:

Fuck people yo. Fuck them in the butt without lube.

LOL :evilgrin:

I am pretty sure that the current government will give you a grant to build a wall around yourself to protect against latinas.