that could be a plan. that will get her all fired up and i will get some. so win win. :p

Don't you mean win-win-win? (the third win for us)

Got some yesterday. Got pics too.

Why didn't I get an invite to the party?

I suppose he's done with you now? The enamor and shininess has worn off.

He sent you a sex toy and now he's bored. Men are pigs, I tell you.

I'm damaged goods :(

its that avatar...

That's my love Lindsay. I'll admit she may be a bit damaged.

yeesh, its definitely been over a week

last night. she won 3 to 1

By the size of that vibrator, I'd say it tore you up!

last night. with a girl.

LOL....as opposed to??? :D

his usual man sex?

I guess so. lol I don't know about Milly sometimes. :D

You have to be careful of dudes that have mustaches. You just never know.

:D This is true...I'm glad you don't have one. ;)

I'm also glad that you don't have one.

MWAAHAHAHAHAH. :D Love it. ;) Not last time I checked I didnt. :D

LMAO...

As opposed to his hand Jo.

soon i hope to have the wonderful sex tomorrow

I don't care if it's wonderful.... average would do me fine!

i actually had shower sex last night. i started to tug on it and that got her mad cuz flo was here. bargained with her for 2 min of a blow job and talked my way into shower action. ftw

buz, are you sure we're not fucking the same girl? Mine's got flo and she gave me about a 2 min bj last night also!

It was a pretty bleh bj though. I had to stop her halfway through it.

I hate you guys :mad:

That was probably a pretty big blow to her confidence in her dick sucking skills.

I told her it was gonna take me a while, and that I figured she'd want to be able to speak in the morning. She was relieved. But yeah, that situation is a tough one to...swallow.

no the bj was good but sex is better and she gets too horned up when giving head. so i said lets giver in the shower

i wont be gettin any for a while now im sure cuz her dad is probably going to die today or may have already.

Buz .... you don't seem to broken up about her dad dying, just that you are going to have to suffer a few days without sex.

trying to pretend to be a hard ass. it really sucks. he was an alkie and stopped for a while and then started back last fall as hard as ever. he was in the hospital about 2months and was getting better when we saw him a few weeks ago but suddenly took a turn for the worse and died on friday morning at 4 am

i got some last night, even though it was in a dream. but it was the same result

Sorry to hear that. Alcoholism is a hard way to die. Even when they are on the mend, just one drink can be enough to kill them, because one drink is too many and a whole Liquor Store isn't enough.

3 and a half years.

30 days straight trial
 

I have been trying to fuck my wife twice a day for 30 days straight. I'm right now on day 4. I feel better, have more energy and she's stopped bitching at me for being an unemployed lazy slob. I know that most married guys are just turned off because their wives can be such cunts for no fucking reason but this really works.

Banged her at 4:30 this morning and will do her again after she showers later tonight.

:eek:
Kudos...

Thanks but Dammm!!! this shit makes you think of all the chicks you ever fucked just to keep in interesting.

Definately not as easy as if seems of just getting laid right Jesus?????

Depending on whether you shower each day to enhance your lovemaking and/or how you make love to your wife twice a day, it now makes you a still unemployed lazy slob, an unemployed lazy hubby or a unemployed no-bread-winning slob. Either way, you need to get out of bed and get a fucking job.

That's cool. I can relate.

last night. some 69 to get her off first then some kinda missionary to get her off twice more then some cowgirl to get her off 4th time and then some reverse cowgirl as i sat half off the bed for the end. 4-1 win for her