lol @ pred. How about hairy pits/legs though? I can tolerate some pitty hair but I draw the line on the legs.

Look guys - you can't be picky about your hirsute porn. These girls are going against the grain - so you must take 'em as they come.

Now having said that, this one is surprisingly not (too) horse-faced.

Therm, you and I are cut from the same perverted cloth so we speak the same language. I have my red wings, brown wings and vagina pubes dental floss merit badge but these chicks are just WRONG!!!!!

But haven't you seen all the negative responses that have been posted on this thread? How I am ever going to find a husband if I'm hairy? :confused:

:D

stay cool expletive.....stay cool. I don't mean to alarm you - but a woman is talking to you right now. A horny, awesome woman that may or may not sport the fetish that you seek. breathe. yes, yes....that's it. take your hand of your cock and try to respond in a calm, cool and collected manner. don't call her a cunny. don't use the word moist either. google some bird/nature words and have them ready.

okay - ready? go!

If he's a real man, it won't matter, if he like prubescent boys, then....


C'mon what's the point of a shaved vag? HONESTLY! What's the point?

They look all weird and shit. If my dame wanted to have hair on her legs,

that's cool, she's mine and i'd fuck her any ways.


I'm Nostalgic for 80's action, fuck shaved emerald gates


EDIT: If that is your preference, no offense intended, I'm just trying to remind the guys about being men along the lines of Poncho, Burt Reynolds and Tom 'Who the fuck knew that dude was from the Uk---so awesome' Jones.

You see that man? An actual dame responded, a real silk princess, I'm fucking floored: being broke, dumb, and ugly hasn't felt this good in a long time.

BTW, sex with me is always a beautiful thing. :D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


see what you're dealing with bahama boy? You're on your fucking own man....I'm outta my league here.

The sun... has gone... to bed and so must I...

So long...farewell...auf weidersehen goodbye...:D


btw - I didn't imply that he could sully your beauty - it just caused the Captain to pause, tis all. The contrast and such?