um i was sober when that happened, otherwise i wouldnt have been as paranoid. if i was drunk i would have forgotten about it right away.


you think your smarter then you are, you might wanna quit that shit before you piss someone off who isnt as nice as i am

thats just how he is. some people love flirting and then theres me and im way too awkward to flirt with anyone.

amy .... I didn't know if you were drinking or not that night and I didn't care. If you remember I was genuinely concerned. I really was asking how you get when you get drunk because everyone in different. I only thought of that after we started talking, trying to come up with some kind of example. Evidently, I chose the wrong thing to use as an example. I wasn't trying to be a smartass.

This mexican episode of American Dad is really racist.

And pretty damn funny

it was very scary

I remember. I was up until 5am asking if anyone had heard from you.

goodnight fuckers!

i'm alive.

When i hit the dance floor, i be doin' tha stanky leg, doin' tha stanky leg.

shut upbetch.

happy birthday baby