I knew I should of brought my flask to work today!!!

I've got to quit slumming in the political threads. my brain hurts.

I know how you feel....I try to avoid those as well...:D

Miller Lite FTW.

We have threads here that make people think? Wow!!! I've missed those. Thinking=bad

"Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he stops."

Jack Handey

I'm ready for Ike to get here already....The anticipation is killin' me.

"If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it."

Jack Handey

*locks door*


hiding in corner....




















"I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, 'Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!' We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do."

Jack Handey



hehehe

WTF is the point of button fly jeans?